For media buyers and agency owners

Stop burning money on paid ads you should have paused last week

A $27 kit that installs an AI media buyer on your own machine. Run it whenever you want, tonight or every Monday, and it reads your Meta account, finds the campaigns spending without converting, and lands the verdicts in your inbox as a PDF. Read only, so it can never touch a cent.

Weekly Meta Ads Report

Any day you run it
  • Prospecting - BroadSCALE
  • Retargeting 30dHOLD
  • Lookalike V2CUT

The one change to test this week

Written by Claude on top of numbers that are locked by code, so nothing in the read is ever invented.

Illustration of the report structure. Download the real sample below.

Your Meta ad account

read only

The pull

Scoring in plain code

Scale, hold or cut

Wasted spend flagged

Fatigue check

Claude writes the read and five ad drafts

A branded PDF in your inbox

How it works

One command runs the whole media buyer

This is the entire machine, your account in, a verdict report out. The token you create can view performance and nothing else, so Meta itself blocks it from touching campaigns, budgets or spend.

The install

From download to first report in about 30 minutes

1

Download and unzip

The kit is a small, readable project. The install guide walks every click and takes about 30 minutes end to end.

2

Connect with a read only key

You create a Meta token that can view performance and nothing else. Meta itself blocks it from touching campaigns, budgets or spend.

3

Run it whenever you want

One command, as often as you like. The PDF lands in your reports folder, and with your email details filled in it lands in your inbox too. Want it hands off? The guide shows you how to set it to run every Monday morning by itself.

Read a real report before you spend a cent

This is the actual PDF the kit produces, campaign verdicts, wasted spend flags, the written read and the creative drafts included. Judge the product on its output.

Everything inside the Meta Media Buyer Kit, the install guide, ad drafts, weekly email delivery and the sample report

You risk nothing

The keep the kit guarantee

Read your first report. If it tells you nothing new about your account, reply to that email and I send the $27 back. You keep the kit and everything in it.

Everything in the box

Install the AI media buyer that catches the bleed before Meta burns through another week of budget

  • The full report pipeline, the same build that watches a real ad account today

  • An install guide written for non developers, so you are running tonight without touching code

  • The context framework that makes every verdict use your economics instead of vanity metrics

  • A PDF clean enough to forward straight to a client, which turns the report into a touchpoint they notice

  • Email delivery, so every run lands the answers in your inbox instead of tabs in Ads Manager

  • The case study video of the always on version working a live account

The Meta Media Buyer Kit

$27

One payment. Yours forever. Running tonight.

Secure payment via Stripe. Instant download. Install tonight, run it tonight, and schedule it weekly whenever you feel like it.

Covered by the keep the kit guarantee

Questions

Asked before buying

Do I need to be able to code?

No. You follow a guide, paste two keys, fill in your numbers and run one command. If you can set up a pixel you can set up this kit. And if you get stuck, the Install It With Me call exists.

Can it change anything in my ad account?

It cannot. The token you create has the ads_read permission only, so Meta refuses any write at the platform level. It reads, it reports, and every decision stays with you.

What does it cost to run?

The kit is yours forever after the $27. The AI narrative uses your own Claude API key and every report costs cents to generate, so running it more often costs you almost nothing. Skip the key and the numbers still work.

Does it only run on Mondays?

No. You run it with one command whenever you want, so the first report can land ten minutes after you install it, and again on Wednesday before a client call. Monday is only the habit I recommend, and step 10 of the guide shows you how to schedule it so it arrives without you asking.

I run client accounts. Does this work for that?

Yes. Point it at any account you have access to, put that client's economics in the context file, and the report judges on their numbers. Most buyers run it per client, either before the call or on a Monday schedule.